The Legend of Lochnagar 1993 British animated film featuring the Old Man of Lochnagar

 

   “The
Old Man had been around a long time,
    and thought he knew about everything –
But he didn’t!”
 

    The Old Man of Lochnagar is a jolly Scottish
fellow with a big bushy white beard
    and a penchant for baths. But the world
keeps intruding upon his warm water
    wallowing, so he’s set off to a cave half-way
up the nearest Munro, where he
    can pipe the good stuff from a babbling
stream and fill his tub till his heart’s
    content. Only, unbeknownst to the Old Man,
his cumbersome plumbing has
    intruded upon the home of the piskie-like
Gorms. These miniature folks live
    beneath the ground, where they make, paint
and plant all the flowers of Scotland
    – planting them from the bottom up, wouldn’t
you know. Now, as coincidence
    has it, the Gorm King has just invented a bagpipe-like
musical contraption he’s
    calling a Shrunkler. And this Shrunkler shrinks
plants down to seeds when it’s
    played, which means the Gorms will now be able
to save themselves a heap
    of time and trouble when they’re working.
They can plant these seeds and get
    them to grow brighter and bushier than ever
with just a few drops of  water.
    But the Old Man of Lochnagar’s big brassy bath
pipe is thrusting into the
    middle of their Gormpire, and pretty soon
they’re
engulfed by a wild wave
    of waste water that washes the Shrunkler
away, and the Gorn King’s
    children with it…

   “I’m
just an old man – I wanted a bath! –
    No one likes a dirty old man!”

    This sploshy tale has Royal connections, don’t
you know. It was written
    by His Royal Highness, Prince Charles,
the Prince of Wales and it’s based
    upon a story he told his princely young
brothers, Andrew and Edward
    to amuse them during a voyage on H.M.Y
Britannia. The
Old Man of
   
Lochnagar (Picture Puffin)
features
illustrations by
architect, painter and
    author Sir Hugh Casson (1910-1999) and it was
first published in 1980 in
    aid of The Prince’s Trust charity. The
Old Man lives in a cave close to the
    corrie loch of Lochnagar, a mountain which
overlooks the royal estate
    at Balmoral.

        

    Produced by the Dave Edwards Studio, in
Wales (!), this adaptation
    eschews Sir Hugh’s watercolour figures
in favour of Siriol-type cartoon
    characters and the story is truncated to fulfil
the needs of its half-hour
    commission. If you’re looking for a highlight,
this viewer welcomed the
    Old Man’s shrunkling scene, which includes
some great extreme poses. 
    The film makers have also championed
that Royal connection by having
    Prince Charles appear on screen within a pair
of live-action bookends.
    The Prince recalls the story to a goggle-eyed
collection of children who’ve
    assembled in his stately home. He isn’t
the most natural of storytellers,
    but it’s all for charity, folks, and the
story’s inner theme of natural harmony
    is something that’s close to Charlie’s
heart, so the film gets a pass for having
    its heart in the right place. And at the end
we’re left with a hint that this
    Tall Tale may not be quite as tall and
 made-up as the kids orignially think…

 

    By
Royal Appointment

    Prince Charles isn’t the first Royal to enter
animated realms, of course.
    The Duchess of York previously introduced
us to Budgie, the sprightly

    helicopter. And if you want on-screen
cameos, you’ll recall the Queen played
    a sizable role in the story of The
BFG. Queen Victoria also played some Great

    games with Bob Godfrey and Isembard Kingdom
Brunel, and recently, she
    teamed up with Aardman Animation to tackle
the nefariouas Pirate Captain
    and his mottled, motley crew in “The
Pirates! an Adventure with Scientists”.