Rainbow costumes rediscovered and Geoffrey Hayes’s eventful August 2002


     

      Crikey, now there’s a headline and-a-half.
But then, July must have felt
      like a month and-a-half for poor
Geoffrey Hayes – you know – THE
      Geoffrey from evergreen pre-school
favourite Rainbow. Unless
you were
      living down a hole last month, or
indeed a contestant on Big Brother,
      you can’t fail to have heard about
the debacle concerning the stealing
      and subsequent return of the original
George Zippy and Bungle costumes
      If you were down that hole, or on
that show, here’s what’s happened:

      Mr Hayes recently spent £3,500
on the the original Bungle costume which
      he bought from Christie’s specifically
to use as part of his new stage show
      Over The Rainbow, in which he takes an
insightful look at his days
      on the kids series. The show’s producer
Richard Temple owns the original
      George and Zippy costumes and all
three were sitting in a trunk in the
      back of a car at a Berkshire service
station on the way home from a filming
      session in Bristol when an opportunist
thief saw fit to nab the trunk!

      Poor old Geoffrey and Richard were
incredibly distressed, of course,
      and both envisaged never seeing
the colourful trio again. But then,
      incredibly, a couple of days later
the priceless threesome were posted
      back to Mr Temple’s office in High
St. Kensington. They were in a box
      with a note which read, simply,
‘sorry’. So who was the thief, and where
      did the trio go on their travels?
– No one knows. But what we do know
      is that Geoffrey and Richard were
ecstatic at the return, and Over The
      Rainbow was launched August 2nd
at the Edinburgh Fringe as planned,
      with all three puppet co-stars present
and correct…

      Which is all jolly decent and splendid,
but there is an interesting footnote
      or two, to all this. Firstly, wasn’t
the timing convenient? – I mean, the trio
      go missing a week before the show
launches, and then return safe and well,
      in time for the premiere. And also,
weren’t the circumstances convenient?
      Apparently, Thames Valley Police
have said the theft was never officially
      reported to them. According to Mr Temple’s
spokesperson, that was because
      the costumes were never properly
insured, negating the need for a Crime
      Reference Number. Well, cynical
old me is probably putting two-and-two
      together and making five. I mean,
Geoffrey certainly appeared to be genuinely
      distressed in all the publicity
surrounding the case, so perhaps such
      Conspiracy Theories are unfounded…

      What is indisputably, splendiferously
great however is that Mr Geoffrey
      Hayes is finally getting something back
for all the effort he put into the series
      over the years – George, Zippy, and Bungle
must have weighed around his
      neck like a millstone at times. It’s
also pleasing to see the three original
      characters safe in the hands of people
who truly deserve to have them, and
      are putting them to good use once
more, rather than having them stuck behind
      glass in some ridiculous Hard Rock-style
restaurant…
      
      Toonhound,
of course, has shamefully overlooked Rainbow in its indexes,
      although Grandma
Bricks Of Swallow Street gets a page. And whilst you
      wait with baited breathe for yours
truly to correct his error, True Blue-
      Mauve-Indigo-Violet Rainbow aficionados
should make their way here:
      http://www.rainbow.web.com/ 

   
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     Meanwhile over at Aardman Animation, the
good news rumbles ever on.
     You probably recall last month the studio
announced their new film project
     Flushed Away from the pen of comedy stalwarts
Clement LeFrenais. Reports
     suggested that this new tale had bumped
the long-delayed Tortoise Vs Hare
     script in to touch indefinitely. Well
now, it seems that Aardman are keen to
     clarify the situation and have announced
that the Tortoise script is still very
     much a going concern – which is just terrific
news.

     Tortoise Vs Hare was/is a take on the
eons old Aesop Fable about the race
     between the two critters. It was to be
directed by Rex The Runt
creator Richard
     Goleszowski from a script by Rob Sprackling
and John Smith (Mike Bassett:
     England Manager). The project conjures
forth countless splendidly fun scenarios
     to play with, just perfect for the Big Screen
so it’s jolly exciting to see this one
     still out there for the future.

     Stay tooned to all things Aardman-esque
at their official site:
     http://www.aardman.com

      
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      Elsewhere this month chart-star,
licensing phenomenon and all-round
      happy labourer Bob The Builder is back
in the news. Bob’s returning to
      the BBC soon with his sixth season of
shows and this time he’s bringing
      some new friends along with him. JJ and
Molly are a father-daughter team
      of Builder’s Merchants, and Skip and
Trix are new vehicular buddies.
      Apparently Molly is a particularly keen
environmentalist. Ah, but more
      importantly, will she be a rival
in love to Bob’s unrequited amour Wendy?
      The press releases don’t say, but they
do tell us that these are the first
      new characters to join the show
since it began…

      It’s great to see this HIT
series going from strength to strength. Indeed,
      things are going so well there’s
also been an announcement of a second
      Bob The Builder special for launch on
homevideo next year. Last year’s
      special A Christmas To Remember was a
terrific success and featured guest
      voices and characters in the form of
Noddy Holder, Elton John, Chris Evans,
      Alison Steadman and Stephen Tompkinson.
This new special continues the
      trend and introduces us to Bob’s parents,
Robert and Dot, to be voiced by
      Richard Briers and June Whitfield. Brenda
Blethyn – Gawd bless ‘er – is also
      onboard, providing the voice of Doctor
Florence Montfitchett. Apparently she’s
      a Heritage Expert, and the storyline
features medieval castles and jousting.
      Add to that the fact that Bob’s Dad is
also a bit of a builder, and we can expect
      much conflict between the father-son
duo and no doubt Lofty or Dizzy will end
      up having a tilt or two in the process….

      So far HIT’s animation studio HOT
have produced 104 episodes of the
      top-rated series, and they’ve plans
to make a total of 10 series in all.
      10 series? – That’s amazing, especially
when one thinks of how far a
      single series can travel. I mean, Bagpuss,
Mr Benn, Moschops
and
      so many more are still thriving
on the back of just 13 episodes…

      Get building with Bob at his official
site:
      http://www.bobthebuilder.com

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     …Now remember last month when I promised
‘no more apologies’?
     Well it seems I have to return to old
habits this month, not because I’ve
     promised things I can’t deliver, but rather
because I haven’t been able to
     deliver as much as I’d hoped. Confused
yet? – Let me explain. My lovely
     but-painfully-slow PC has finally hit
crunch point. It just keeps crashing,
     allowing conflicts twixt AOL, IE6, Windows,
Zonealarm etc. It’s made
     updating the site nigh-on impossible without
a lot of patience and
     something soft for me to bang my head
off repeatedly. But things are
     going to change very soon with the arrival
of a new, all-singing, all-dancing
     machine. At least, that’s the plan. Once
I’ve sussed out the new set-up
     the updates should return to normal –
that means three-to-four times a
     week instead of the current level of two-to-three
at most. Of course,
     this is all irrelevant to you anyway,
because you’ve never actually thought
     to check that kind of detail, right? –
Oh well, at least you know I’m trying
     here, even if you’re not actually aware
of the fact…